supposed to dress like “my favourite american” this coming saturday. been thinking about this for quite a while now and had already decided to actually follow instruction instead of as always start thinking of which redhead fits the bill this time. i had decided to become grace kelly. even got the wig and all.
big mistake. grace kelly would turn in her grave. i would be sick every time i saw myself in the mirror. everyone else would simply look somewhere else.
no, seriously. the wig.. it’s horrible. i look like a mix between marilyn and miss piggy. and if i somehow buckle the fringe out of my face, i look like a barrister. ridiculous. besides, even if the wig would be a tad better, i still look terrible as a blond.
so, back to being ginger and the easiest back-up plan of them all…