Dear Flu,
Hopelessly devoted to you I have now gone home early from work. I am preparing a spicy chicken soup (inspired by African kitchen yesterday in Tallinn) and as dessert I still have some home made apple pie. I can also offer some white Toblerone.
Please take this as an invite to join me. However, either come right away so that we can get this over and done with or take the next train out of town. Unless you are equally devoted to me I ask you to please stop bugging me.
Lots of cough,
Chia
Mr Flu had a field day in Malta…
indeed he did. but once again, my straightforwardness scared the living shit out of him..